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Note to future rock stars

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In case any are reading this blog.

Never allow yourself to turn into this:

Please.

This might be acceptable:

But only if you’re parodying yourself or someone else. Is parodying a word?

Turning into this is never acceptable:

And neither is this:

So, to recap. This is cool:

This is not:


(Gene Simmons after his plastic surgery.)

5 Responses to “Note to future rock stars”

  1. bythelbs Says:

    Hilarious. Are those drainage pouches hanging from Gene Simmons’ shirt? Yeech.

    And parodying is absolutely a word.

  2. madhousewife Says:

    I don’t know. Gene Simmons always scared me when I was young. I find him less threatening after plastic surgery and with some drainage pouches around his neck.

  3. Susan M Says:

    Being scary = metal.

    Plastic surgery = not so much.

  4. sean_mc Says:

    wow.

  5. robyn Says:

    getting old’s a drag. being an old rock star has to be the worst. where oh where can you go but down?

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