Monday, Oct 13, 2008
In case any are reading this blog.
Never allow yourself to turn into this:

Please.
This might be acceptable:

But only if you’re parodying yourself or someone else. Is parodying a word?
Turning into this is never acceptable:

And neither is this:

So, to recap. This is cool:

This is not:

(Gene Simmons after his plastic surgery.)
October 13th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Hilarious. Are those drainage pouches hanging from Gene Simmons’ shirt? Yeech.
And parodying is absolutely a word.
October 14th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I don’t know. Gene Simmons always scared me when I was young. I find him less threatening after plastic surgery and with some drainage pouches around his neck.
October 14th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Being scary = metal.
Plastic surgery = not so much.
October 14th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
wow.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:49 am
getting old’s a drag. being an old rock star has to be the worst. where oh where can you go but down?