My daughter’s been posting random overheard quotes on her Facebook status. I stole all of these from her. (Parenthesis contain my comments.)
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Nathaniel had his arm rested on my head. I told him to put his arm down because he smelled. He said “I know, I was seeing how long it took you to notice”
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Dad:”you’ll get sick of anyone stuck in a room 24/7, you could be stuck with Jesus and you’d get sick of him”
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Elijah “you ok dad?” dad “ya, just tired” elijah “just making sure, cause you were on the ground and that’s usually not a good sign”
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I had an interesting conversation with my dad just now, it went something like… Dad: “It’s so weird that dogs dream… but then again, it does make sense cause they have so much personality” Me:”Well Cats have personailty, do they dream?” Dad:”No, cats aren’t animals, they’re parasites and should all die.”
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Me-about to make cookies, Mom “if you need shortening, here it is” Nathaniel “I dont think she needs shortening” and pats my head
(Nathaniel is 6’2″, Cat is barely 5′.)
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I told my little brother that I’m too tired to pay attention to him talk and he said “can you not pay attention but I tell you anyways?” I love him so much. He accepts that I dont listen but talks to me anyways. No misunderstanding here
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Is it weird that my dad turned on the Tyra Show and complained he’s already seen this one?
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I have to keep my computer off, and I complained to my brother about how I wont be able to sleep tonight because there wont be any hum. He’s volunteereed to hum while I sleep and slowly get more obnoxious over the years. Then I wont be able to sleep without the obnoxious yelling.
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“knock knock. who’s there? rosa parks hahaha I’m on a school bus and I didn’t have to sit in the back” hhaha Apples to Apples with my family. My little brother rocks
(The cars we all set down were Rosa Parks, a school, bus, and knock knock jokes.)
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“mother from another mother in the living room” -Nathaniel
(My mom was visiting.)
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